dear-monday:

Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.

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dannygayhealani:

betty cooper tried pot once and now she’s gay
Answer this with ten random facts about yourself and then pass it on to your ten favorite followers (ノ⊙ヮ⊙)ノ by givemegunsandgivemeammo

  1. I’m terrible at math
  2. I should be working on math right now…but instead I’m on tumblr
  3. I am one math class away from a degree
  4. My favorite patterns are houndstooth and polka dots 
  5. I love bangles. Or anything that jingles, really
  6. I want to buy an ankle bracelet with bells
  7. I now have two jobs!! I work at Buffalo Wild Wings and my room is starting to smell like fried food
  8. I think I’m going to give up school and become a gypsy. Not a real gypsy, like become a member of the Roma, but a hipster gypsy. I’ll have the 500 Days of Summer soundtrack and my life will be directed by Sofia Coppola or Wes Anderson. 
  9. My dialect has a pen/pin merger
  10. I chew on pens and I get ink all over my face

Teacher: How much is a gram?
Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..
Swiggity swag what’s in the bag?
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ϟ Second English lesson of the day

imsceneandherd:

sherlookatme:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

‘Effect’ is a noun. ‘Look at effect he’s had on you.’

‘Affect’ is a verb. ‘I think he’s starting to affect you.’

I HAVE NEEDED THIS FOR SO LONG GOD BLESS YOU

A ffect is an A ction.

E ffect is an E nd result.

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greendalebeing:

Aubrey Plaza photographed by Dan Monick for Malibu Magazine
thinkdesignerprints:

Agyness Deyn’s Williamsburg loft has a lot going on – to say the least!
laughingsquid:

Game of Thrones Season 3 Summed Up in Humorous Charts